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  • KarachiWala
    12-13 11:22 AM
    Thanks for the response. I got same response from my lawyer too. Seems like the rumors out there is wrong.. :-)

    Rgds
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  • SGP
    01-18 04:37 PM
    My salary in 2011 has been raised by $20K per annum, from what it was in 2010.

    Will this have any consequences on my next H-1B renewal OR if i go for visa stamping OR on the PERM application?

    Mine is a small company with just 12 employees and I hold the same position as I used to when i sarted. I just want to know if there would be any issues with this on any stages.

    Your replies would be appreciated.

    It's no problem at all if you make exactly the same amount as mentioned on your H1B petition or if you make more than that. It never is an issue to make more $$$$$$. Make hay while the sun shines.:D
    ________________________
    If you will be benefited by “I-485 filing without current priority Date”, please vote YES on the Poll.
    Then please send an email to ivcoordinator@gmail.com with subject - "I485 filing without current PD - Impacted Member". Include your 1) IV username 2) Email address 3) Ph#, 4) State of Residence, 5)Priority Date so that grassroot efforts can be coordinated. Please refer to the first post on the thread and use the flier,talk to your friends/colleagues to spread the message.We need all members to get involved.





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  • bugsbunny
    05-20 12:12 PM
    Hi,

    I have a questions and recommendation request.

    Question first:

    -> I am currently on H1 B
    -> I have filled my 485 and have EAD with priority date Nov 17, 2006
    -> I am planning to change job now.
    -> Question is; should I file for H1 Xfer or just take my chances with EAD?

    The request is for an immigration attorney that can help my new employer file H1 Xfer and AC-21.

    Thanks for help in advance
    --Scorion

    I can recommend my attorney in LA area if you need...PM me
    I am quite sure he will recommend doing the H1 transfer





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  • regacct
    04-27 03:05 PM
    Kyl Guards McCain’s Right Flank - Roll Call (http://www.rollcall.com/issues/55_122/news/45582-1.html?ET=rollcall:e7374:80088824a:&st=email)

    One politician standing up for another, but no one standing up for us - who really need it!!!!!



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  • delhiguy
    06-23 08:51 AM
    Dear Attorney.

    I would really appreciate your views on this.

    My Company says that the Minimum Job requirement for the my JOB is
    5 years of progressive exp in developing applications in JAVA
    and there in 2 years of experience in mobile systems.

    I have 6 years of progressive experience in Java, and 4 years in mobile systems. Do you anticipate any issues with an EB2 approval.

    I always thought eb2 is ms/bs+ 5 years of progressive, i never know it could be bs + 5 years in core skills and 2 years in others.





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  • ben212_76
    06-04 01:11 PM
    Even I am very worried about the same as my filling for H1 extn is going to come soon and due to the recent denials, I am very worried. I don't have EAD also with me and my priority date is very late. I heard about 3 cases where H1 extn is denied.
    If anyone knows more details about it, please let us know.



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  • asanghi
    02-20 02:11 PM
    https://egov.uscis.gov/cris/jsps/Processtimes.jsp?SeviceCenter=TSC





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  • MetteBB
    05-27 10:19 AM
    That is GREAT news K *loving it


    /mette



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  • neeidd
    06-30 09:23 PM
    Looking at your profile, your date is current now - hope you don't need to apply for anything and get the GC itself...
    I hope so :)





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  • boston_gc
    09-11 11:25 AM
    Gurus:

    I have a quick question about PERM requirements. I was told by my attorney that if I own my company�s stocks, I will be considered a part owner of the company and this will automatically trigger an audit.

    My company is a private company and I was given some stock options with very few stocks that I have exercised. I will really appreciate your response.

    Regards,



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  • dgs
    09-07 08:01 PM
    I don't intend to get anyone's hopes high as I am not sure if this page on the USCIS website is an updated one or is an older one, but it says PP is available for 129 & 140.

    http://www.uscis.gov/portal/site/uscis/menuitem.5af9bb95919f35e66f614176543f6d1a/?vgnextoid=011a59f5eca9e010VgnVCM1000000ecd190aRCR D&vgnextchannel=a9243529fdb7e010VgnVCM1000000ecd190a RCRD

    Anyone knows about this?





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  • vivienne77
    03-17 06:00 AM
    Hello everyone,

    Can anyone define who (what) are the nonprofit organization that would be the exempts for the regular H1-B Cap?

    USIS's website says they are the "institutions of higher education or a related or affiliated nonprofit entity" or "a nonprofit research organization or a governmental research organization."

    I understand colleges and governmental organization are included, but what else qualifies for this category? I mean there are millions of nonprofit orgs...from the one that does important research for a state to the one that helps promoting the US. film industry to the one that cleans up streets for free....I'm just so confused.

    Any little help would be most appreciated.
    Thanks!!



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  • ravi98
    11-24 12:13 PM
    Ezra Klein - Should states set their own immigration quotas? (http://voices.washingtonpost.com/ezra-klein/2010/11/should_states_set_their_own_im.html)

    The Kauffman Foundation has a report out ranking the "new economy" states. Their methodology "measures the extent to which state economies are knowledge-based, globalized, entrepreneurial, IT-driven and innovation-based � in other words, to what degree state economies� structures and operations match the ideal structure of the New Economy." The winners? Massachusetts, Washington, Maryland, New Jersey and Connecticut. The laggards? Mississippi, West Virginia, Arkansas, Alabama and Wyoming.

    I never really know what to make of reports like this, but one of the metrics is "immigration of knowledge workers," which really isn't under the control of individual states. Visa quotas are set by the federal government. But why? There are a lot of places where a national solution really is best, but that seems particularly untrue in immigration. Detroit, for instance, has a lot of empty houses, a lot of shuttered factories, and a lot of emigration. They could probably use a bunch of immigrants to occupy homes, buy things, and start businesses. Similarly, California has had a pretty good experience with letting highly skilled immigrants start tech firms in the Northern part of the state. Maybe they'd like to let even more of them in to do it. These graphs explain the potential appeal (click for a larger version):

    immigrantbusinesses.jpg

    There are obvious difficulties with having a California visa that doesn't work in Oregon. But we have limited visas now -- think student visas, or temporary agricultural workers -- and we seem to get by all right. Another concern would be that certain states would be overtaken by xenophobia and basically shut off immigration, though Arizona suggests that you can do quite a lot to make immigrants miserable even without changing the number of available visas, and my hunch is that any state that went too far in this direction would face a tremendous outcry from its business community.





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  • Bobby Digital
    November 17th, 2005, 10:56 AM
    I have to agree that the back ground is a bit distracting, but the petal is a very cool shot. If this were my shot I would try a few things in Photoshop to change it up. Like maybe make the background black and try black and white? Something like that may add something to it. Just a thought. Don't give up on it there's something there it just has to be found-:)!!



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  • India_USA
    10-25 09:15 AM
    let's abandon the gc process, pack up and leave...........





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  • sudhakar_p_v
    05-03 12:05 AM
    Thanks Dhundhun.
    To be clear When you say "packets" should i put them within two envelopes?
    I was planning on just putting the documents(application and supporting docs) bound by paper clips.
    sorry if its a dumb question but this being my first time filing this wanted to be extra sure.



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  • pansworld
    07-15 01:48 PM
    Seeing the enthusiasm of all the people on this message board, I would like to request IV Core to co-ordinate rallies in various cities by doing the following:

    1. Facilitate a common date for all rallies through consensus
    2. Facilitate the development of a common theme through consensus
    3. Facilitate an official statement on our position on "employers that abuse the immigration system"

    I propose that the San Jose rally organizers should act as advisors to other local chapters since they did a wonderful job organizing the rally.


    Cheers





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  • gc28262
    04-30 05:12 PM
    Good one !

    Even Lady liberty is an illegal immigrant from an Arizonian mexican's point of view.
    What an irony !





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  • punjabi
    05-12 03:23 PM
    It is always recommended to renew both EAD and AP together, though you can chose to renew only AP.

    My guess is that 120 day rule applies to EAD only, and not AP.

    You can renew EAD after it has expired, but again it is recommended to at least send in the application BEFORE the expiry date.

    Good luck.



    I am having my EAD and AP and I am not using my EAD.

    EAD expires Sept 08
    AP expires Oct 08

    My question is

    Can I renew AP only ?
    If, I do not renew EAD will it be a problem in the future ?
    Can I renew it after EAD has expired ?

    Also, If I am renewing AP only, when does the 120 days rule come into picture.
    Is it with the AP date or EAD date.

    Your input will be appreciated.





    rogueDev
    07-05 08:01 PM
    As Silverlight is a browser side technology, you would have no problem serving Silverlight content from our servers as long as you add the proper MIME type settings to the site via .htaccess rules such as:


    AddType application/xaml+xml .xaml
    AddType application/x-silverlight-app .xap
    AddType application/x-ms-xbap .xbap

    HTTP responses have a "content-type" as apart of their header.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_HTTP_headers

    Examples are JPG, HTML, EXE.

    It is advised to set the content type appropriately when you serve a file from your webserver by modiftying your htaccess file. To be honest, you can get away without setting this for all the popular browsers from my experience, but it might affect caching or obscure browsers negatively. There could be other implications, but none that I'm aware of.

    Since Silverlight xap archives are a very new type, 90% of servers probably aren't configured to serve this filetype by default, so they're advising you to modify your htaccess file and *** that type.





    Blog Feeds
    06-03 04:50 PM
    VIA*Press Trust of India / Hyderabad*May 13, 2009, 15:45 IST (http://www.business-standard.com/india/news/us-consulate-denies-h1b-visa-curtailment-for-indians/61547/on)


    "US Consulate General, Hyderabad, Cornelis M Keur addressing media persons at the 'meet the press' programme organised by Press Club Hyderabad said that due to economic slowdown the world over, the US government has taken a decision to tie up its unemployment problem which is nine per cent. But, there was no significant change in visa policy. "We continue to issue H1B visas with little more scrutiny," Keur said.


    He said that, at the same time, the US government has framed a policy for the companies to give preference to native Americans in employment.


    Obama administration has taken up a practical approach in establishing relations with the countries while there were efforts in strengthening relations with India because of the "Brain Borrowing", he said.


    Keur said there are 3 million Indians in the US who are contributing to its prosperity specially mentioning about the Andhraites who marked their presence in various fields in the US including IT.


    Keur said the Hyderabad Consulate, the fourth in the country was established due to the growing trade and development in the state in the IT, biotechnology and pharma sectors."


    More... (http://ashwinsharma.com/2009/06/02/us-consulate-denies-h1b-visa-curtailment-for-indians.aspx?ref=rss)



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